LINCTUS: THE BONKERS BREW

So you've got a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your guts because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is sticky, like a potion brewed in the bowels of the earth. It tastes like you swallowed a mouthful of dirt and smells worse. But hey, it might just knock that cough right out of ya! One sip and you might see things a little dif